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Sometimes in erotica, two people will fuck. In better erotica, two people will fuck despite a complication. They really shouldn't be fucking but they are doing it anyway.
Why shouldn't they be fucking? Generate a random number.
1 - The couple is married, just not to each other.
2 - The brother/sister of one of the lovers is going to be really jealous.
3 - Their place of employment really frowns on these two fucking, especially during work hours.
4 - The lovers belong to two different crime families/ninja clans/soda companies.
5 - The supreme diety will literally destory the world if these two fuck.
6 - People don't usually fuck during a divorce proceeding.
7 - Their operating systems are incompatible.
8 - The lovers are supposed to be working on solving that murder case.
9 - The lovers are supposed to be working on murdering someone.
10 - Space Herpes.
11 - One of the lovers is an asshole.
12 - Family reunions are a really awkward place to have sex.
13 - A fast food chain has condemned their fucking.
14 - One of the lovers is 900 years old and the other lover is barely legal.
15 - The lovers are separated by a couple of thousand miles.
16 - One of the lovers is a grim avenging hero type while the other lover is a carefree sexy thief.
17 - The reality show cameras will not turn off for one fucking minute.
18 - The hate these two lovers have for each other could burn an entire world.
19 - Surprise threesome!
20 - Shit got really complicated. Generate two random results and combine.
3 comments:
In my writing group, we got into a big discussion about conflict. I want the writer to abuse the crap out of their characters, to throw road block after road block. And I try to write that way, something that gets int he way.
Though, space herpes is a wonderful nod to Ice Pirates. :)
Some writers don't seem to understand that we can only appreciate heroes by the obstacles they overcome. Besides, as erotica writers we can also grant our characters a more than happy ending.
Ice Pirates will always be one of my favorite movies.
I rolled a 14. I'm off to change my name to Stephanie Myer.
Oh, wait, I still need to write a better version of 50 Shades of grey. I'll do that after, I guess.
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