Farmer's Daughter's Almanac: Handjobs for January 17-23

From the Farmer's Daughter's Almanac

The thrill of Christmas is gone and the alcohol of New Year's Eve has been sweated out. Now is a prime time to energize a loved one or a perfect stranger with a properly timed handjob. The ideal times are listed below.

Jan 17 - Before they get out of bed.

Jan 18 - Shortly before lunch.

Jan 19 - 4:45 pm.

Jan 20 - After they watch you take a long and gratitous shower.

Jan 21 - Halfway through dinner.

Jan 22 - Once they are soundly asleep.

Jan 23 - During the preacher's sermon about sin.

Farmer's Daughter's Tip- A handjob doesn't need to be dry! Throw some spit on that hand to keep it slick!