
"Gentlemen, give your special lady the gift that will last a lifetime this Christmas. Buy her the new Von Madd Everlasting-ClitRocket Vibrator today. The plutonium battery and state of the art vibration engine will ensures that this gift will last long enough to pass down to your grandchildren."
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Damn...I didn't get ANYTHING in my stocking, let alone one of those.
Being the mom sucks.
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