Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Dr. Otto Von Madd Says:



Burlesque dancing is a creative form of exercise that improves hip-eye coordination, contract reading skills and socializing with the opposite sex. Burlesque dancers are 80% less likely to have heart disease than joggers and other people who do boring exercises. Enroll your girlfriend, boyfriend or spouse in a burlesque dancing class today!

5 comments:

Musns said...

There are classes on burlesque dancing? Where the hell have I been living, under a rock??!!

Shon Richards said...

Musns- Otto would have a Learn-From-Hom Burlesque Course where the genetic material of great dancers were merged into your system.

Mildred said...

how about belly dancing classes?

Musns said...

I fall more for Otto the more I learn about him. Such an ingenius fellow he is.

Eve in Chains said...

I love Burlesque. It encompasses stark sexuality with art.

Thank you, Dr. As always, you counsel us well.

Eve