Fiction: Charity

Hello is this Mr. Richards?

Hello sir, I'm calling on behalf of Frustrated Housewives. Mr. Richards, every year millions of housewives go without the level of sex they require to be happy. Sometimes this is because of lazy husbands, asshole husbands and often times, very clueless husbands. These Frustrated Housewives become fed up with being rejected and turn to other sources of fulfillment like compulsive cleaning, writing Amazon book reviews and blogging. Mr. Richards, how much free time can you contribute to fucking a frustrated housewife?

Two hours a day? My my, Mr. Richards. That is very generous of you. On behalf of Frustrated Housewives in your area, I would like to thank you for donating this time to fucking those in need.

Do you have any specialties that may help us select which Frustrated Housewife you are most capable of helping?

Spanking? That's good.

Bondage? very good.

Anal? No, no Mr. Richards, that is not a minus. In fact, that is the number one requested act. Yes, really. Husbands can be stupid sometimes.

Very well Mr. Richards, I would like to thank you once again for volunteering to help those in need. The Frustrated Housewives really appreciate this and as a bonus for your donation, the Housewife will be bringing over dinner.

If you will just stay on the line, my manager will confirm your address and a Frustrated Housewife in your area will arrive shortly. Thank you for your generous donation.