Thursday, July 27, 2006

Half Nekked Thursday Spanking On The Cheap



Paddles can be expensive. Prices usually start around 20$ and just go up. It's amazing to me what BDSM suppliers expect the average person to pay for equipment.

Presented here is a pizza shovel I bought for two bucks at a grocery store. It is AWESOME. It's got the right weight, the right surface area and it hurts like a damn father-fucker.

Two bucks.

There's a lesson there.

20 comments:

WryGirl said...

As long as you have the paddle in your hand, I'll pretty much agree with anything.

I have the exact same sheet.

Rey said...

Nice idea...I'll be sure to pass it on . ;)

HHNT!!!

Rey

Madame X said...

*mouth agape*

Suze said...

Flip and ass, flip a pizza. Certainly food for thought. Thanks for the tip. ;)

Happy HNT sweetie

wordslut said...

You’ve gotta like a dom who knows his way around the grocery store!

Shon Richards said...

wrygirl- lol, it's all about the spanker and the spankee.

Rey- I repeat, 2 dollars! I wish I bought one for everyone.

Madame X- Well, open mouths are a good start for a spanking :)

AlwaysArousedGirl said...

You could give them out as party-favors at your next spanking party.

:D

Sexy Duet said...

Funny, the last time I was in the kitchen section at Ikea I saw a few things we could put to use in the bedroom. Great bargain buy!
Happy HNT

Ms SD

Phain said...

wow...just goes to show what a little creativity will reward you with! I'll certainly have to keep my eyes open a bit wider next time I'm in the grocery store, or the kitchen & bath stores, or the hardware store...ummmmmmm...I think I need to go shopping!

Avery's mom said...

always fun to get a new utensil for the kitchen

Crimson said...

Hmm, interesting ;) HHNT!

Jaenelle said...

You can find the darnest things where you least expect it.

Mommyof3 said...

giggles...HHNT

Shon Richards said...

Suze- Pizza and ass, not a bad night if you ask me.

M- I not only know my way, I am on first name basis with the cute cashiers.

AAG- That is a kick ass idea.

Ms SD- Ikea is certainly a place I hadn't thought of. Thanks :)

le chat- Hardware stores are still the holy kink paradise. I need to restock on my colored duct tape.

Avery's Mom- Right along side some wooden spoons that have never been in a pot.

Crimson- Happy HNT to you too.

Jaenelle- It was hard not to snicker in the checkout counter.

Mommyof3- :)

Becca said...

I TOTALLY have that one!!! *AND* another one that is squared off at the top...very nice!

HHNT!

MG said...

that's excellent.
stick with foods and kitchen utensils... works for me.

HHNT

ArtfulDodger said...

Lesson learned: Shon is cheap! :)

WryGirl said...

If we have the same sheet, are we bedmates?

La Rosa said...

Well, I could always give you one of my sorority paddles. :)

But seriously, I've been spanked with a wooden spoon, a ruler (that one left bruises), and of course, a good ol' hairbrush. So many different things work for this...so fun to experiment :)

Shon Richards said...

Becca- do you shop at Publix too?

MG- Every kitchen is really a starter dungeon.

Art- Cheap like a guy who resents paying more than 50 cents for a comic book.

Wrygirl- lol. I'll take that.

Larosa-Wait, you're a sorority girl too? Is it true they have lingerie martial arts tournaments to determine who gets the top bunk?