Buy My Digital Books

So here's the deal.  I started selling pdfs of my books through Lulu.  This past year I decided to dip my toes into Amazon Kindle.  My sales through Kindle were much greater than Lulu.  I am in the process of transferring my Lulu ebooks to Kindle but I can be quite lazy when it comes to boring "making money" stuff.  For the following books, I will try to be clear on where you will be getting it from.

"But Shon! I don't have a Kindle!"  Amazon has your back.  Click on this fine page to see a bunch of apps to let you read Kindle stuff.  

BDSM Beach is for sale on Kindle.  It is the story of a four first time submissives who answer an ad to go to Cancun and become sex submissives for an experienced dom during Spring Break.  It is a story about exhibitionism, submissive growth, bondage, domination and lots and lots of girls talking late into the night.  At the risk of stereotyping myself, this is my chick lit book.   

Cell Phone Slave is for sale on Kindle.  This  is a novel about college student Amaya who gets a mysterious cell phone in the mail. A man known only as Wesley calls her on the phone and offers her lots of money in exchange for acts of submission.  Amaya plays along, fully intending to quit at any moment. Sure she needs the money but maybe she needs the submission more.

This book is on sale at Lulu.  The Colette-Ashbee Collection umm, collects, all of the Erotic Librarian stories that I have published on my blog up until 2010.  In case you didn't know, Mr. Dillon travels the country in search of rare erotic books for the collection he serves.  His assistant, Claire Currie, helps him gather books as well as serving his sexual and dominant needs.  Included in this book is the mystery novella, "Who Ate Claire Currie?" which has never been on my blog.

This book is on sale at Lulu.  The Dark Lords of the Earth is roughly thirty pages of a conservative rightwing nutjob who is convinced that on her last camping trip, she was abducted by short horny men from beneath the earth.  She has repressed memories of sadistic situations, bizarre sex toys and eating out her fellow camp goers.  She also has lots and lots of repressed memories of being a decadent slut and enjoying the hell out of it.  The only way to bring back these repressed memories to commit her own filthy sex acts like masturbation and having sex with her husband more than twice a week.
 

Deep Space Probe is available for purchase at Kindle.  This ebook collects the first ten stories of Vaquel Di, a Deep Space Probe Explorer who spends 10% of her time exploring space and the other 90% of her time getting laid.  For you scholars out there, this ebook collects every Vaquel story to date.

When I produce another ten stories, I'll do a second volume.  If I get enough sales, I will tackle the monstrosity that is putting all the Otto Von Madd stories into a collection.

The cover is an experiment in doing non-sexual covers for people who want to hide their smut better.  Also, space is pretty damn sexy. 

The second ebook of Vaquel Di stories are available for purchase at Kindle. This volume starts with 'Bruises and Blobs' and ends with 'Space Maids'.

Vaquel is a favorite character of mine because she is always lonely and always horny, which pretty much makes her my spirit animal. Writing these kind of science fiction stores allow me to play with sci-fi tropes, create aliens and capture a little of the wonders of space.

This book is free on Lulu.  The Farmer's Daughter Almanac is a project that I worked on with several writers.  It is an almanac for the sexually liberated Farmer's Daughter. It is filled with articles, facts and information that you certainly need.  I make no money from it so consider a gift from me.

The Island Princess Bedtime Stories and Activity Book is for sale on Lulu.  Once upon a time there was a very special island. This Island was beautiful beyond description. More beautiful than the Island was the very special Island Princess. She lived on the Island and had many naughty adventures. This book not only chronicles her adventures but also has a lot of fun activities for the reader. As everyone knows, bedtime is not just for stories, it’s for fun too!

Since this is a coloring book, I questioned the need for an ebook version but hey, people wanted to throw money at me.

On Your Knees is on sale at Kindle.  This is a little story about college kids who go to Mexico to be on a game show.  What they soon discover is that it is a x-rated kinky game show where the audience laughs at the stupid gringo kids performing humiliating sex acts.  Sex, humiliation, exhibitionism and humor abound.   
 

This book is for sale on Lulu.  Prisoner of the Wizard's Harem is an interactive adventure where you guide Nash Nighthammer in his quest to rescue a princess who has been kidnapped by a really horny wizard.  This erotic love letter to my teenage pastime of reading books where you choose your own path and had unfortunate endings.  This book has one happy ending and lots of ways to die.  But hey, you get to fuck all sorts of sexy things like cat-women, dryads, vampires and nymphs.

Personally, I think the print version is better because it is easier to flip around for the next choice you pick but it is your money.  

This book is on sale at Lulu.  Pusse' and Cox is the insane story of a cheerleader who turns detective that teams up with a male stripped that became a bounty hunter.  Together they hunt down Dr. Jamaica Vegas who is turning conservatives into sex crazed zombies with her "dirty sound" machine.  It features guns, sex zombies, a heavy metal hitman band, a group of really violent video game players, fucking nuns, a monster and more sex then you can shoot a bullet at.

This book is for sale on Kindle.  Seven Magnificent Sluts is a story about a small town in Texas.  They are attacked by mysterious pale women who drink the blood of men and kidnap most of the womenfolk. They spare one survivor, a man by the name of Henry Bardin, and tell him that they will be back next year to kill him.  Henry realizes that he is going to need some bad ass women of his own.  He goes looking for female gunslingers.

This book is on sale at Lulu.  Tales of the Wild Kiss is an anthology book I did about a pirate ship set in the Golden Age of Piracy.  The pirate ship has male and female pirates and is led by the busty Kate O'Plenty.  Stories of pirate lesbians, pirate gold, pirate orgies, pirate dares, pirate bets and pirate sex abounds. 

The Wolf Inside is for sale on Kindle.  This short novella tells the tale of a man who has the wrong one night stand with a woman he met on the train.  Now he finds himself changing in ways he couldn't imagine. He can smell submissive women and the dark beast within him craves to dominate them. The wolf inside him is his greatest enemy and perhaps the greatest thing that has happened to him.

Violatrix is novel about a spaceship that goes around the universe looking for planets to conquer for Queen Erishella.  Captain Mitus Raz is a dashing figure who will fuck and fuck up his crew as needed.  This is a story about the crew when they find a planet that seemed too good to be true.  It features a lot of domination and rough sex.