Cold as a Witch's Teat

We had an ice storm this past weekend. That meant we were housebound and forced to do such things like talk to one another and cook our own dinner. I have to say that this was the best housebound experience I have had with my wife. I missed her whe she went to work this morning and that is a rarity for me after a cabin fever scenario. It occurred to me, like it always does when there is a weather disaster, that cabin fever makes for good sex stories.

I wrote a cabin fever story once about my experiences with the Flood of the Century. It was a couples 4-some story that I was never happy with. I think the major drawback to a cabin fever sex story is that after being forced to spend 24 or more hours with the same people, in the same space, all I really want out of life is some quiet time. I wonder if that means I am getting old.

Perhaps what I should do is a cabin fever story where the man and his loved one are trapped in their apartment and he decides that now would be a great time to play with some bondage. Especially the gag side of it. He then sets up some brilliant vibrator/bondage trick and blindfolds her before going to the living room and watching the Three Stooges.

Yeah, that will get me the fan mail.